Today i am being asked to write a list of things I would like for my birthday. I've compiled a list of totally ridiculous demands in an effort to be funny instead of selfish.
1) A pony that is actually a unicorn (this must be any color besides pink and brown)
2) Revenge
3) World Peace (peace in the middle east is a cop out)
4) These
5) An RV full of jell-o
6) A boat full of jell-o is also acceptable. pudding is an excellent substitute
7) An entire circus, sans clowns, for my birthday that will be in my backyard. There must be elephants to ride.
8) Trent Reznor, Alan Rickman, David Bowie, Johnathan Davis (i know, please forgive me), and Kyo. All of them, to sing me Happy Birthday (and then let me hump them)
9) This
10) my own armada in miniature for bath tub adventures
11) My own theme song that played everywhere I went (you may reference the family guy episode for inspiration)
12) 23 chickens (i like chickens. live ones)
13) Severus Snape (i am completely serious)
14) Briefmarkensammlung (yeah, that's right)
And that's it.
I hope I get what I asked for, or there will be hell to pay!
<3 Til Tomorrow my dear readers,
MeggyB
I'll show you my Briefmarkensammlung any time. <3
ReplyDeleteOooh gurl <3 ;3
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